Oh, we feel you! These trails are perfect for beginners and couch conquerors alike. Think of them as a gentle nudge from your couch to Cape Town’s stunning landscapes. You’ve got this!

Early mornings or late afternoons are your best bets. Cape Town’s weather can be a drama queen, so avoid midday hikes unless you’re auditioning for a sauna commercial.

Dogs are welcome on some trails, but keep them leashed. As for the baboons, they’re too busy plotting their next snack heist to judge you.

Water, sunscreen, a hat, and snacks (obviously). Throw in a light jacket because Cape Town’s weather loves a good plot twist.

Oh, honey, every step is Instagram gold! From panoramic views to quirky flora, your feed will be the envy of all your followers. No Photoshop needed!

Baboons are terrible tour guides. Stick to marked trails, download a map, and maybe bring a compass (or just follow the crowd).

Hiking with a buddy is always safer (and more fun). Plus, you’ll have someone to share your snacks with—or blame when they mysteriously disappear.

Most trails are free, but some may require a small conservation fee. Think of it as paying for nature’s therapy session—totally worth it!

We won’t judge (out loud), but your feet will. Wear proper shoes unless you’re aiming for the “Most Blisters in a Day” award.

Your sense of adventure (and water). Forget that, and you’re just taking a very long, thirsty walk.